alishasha alferta

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i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via death-by-lulz)

— 9 hours ago with 769744 notes


i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i don’t see them and hope for the best?? 

(via nutellaprince)

— 9 hours ago with 78753 notes


did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

(Source:, via manda)

— 9 hours ago with 123791 notes


I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via tragically-magically)

— 15 hours ago with 266027 notes


do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

(Source: thotbots, via vanessalisette)

— 15 hours ago with 345345 notes

craig chill out man


craig chill out man

(Source: shovel2, via guy)

— 15 hours ago with 197961 notes


high school and college, the whole educational system, in a nutshell.

(Source: DisneyTangles, via death-by-lulz)

— 15 hours ago with 173894 notes


Sometimes I see kids and don’t want them but then I see stuff like this

(Source: pleatedjeans, via death-by-lulz)

— 15 hours ago with 238634 notes