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giantgag-official:

Funny pictures of the day (118 pics) Forever Alone

Me

giantgag-official:

Funny pictures of the day (118 pics)
Forever Alone

Me

— 8 hours ago with 34 notes

alkonium:

Well, that certain sums up my feelings towards Google.

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via into-paradise-i-disappear)

— 15 hours ago with 152091 notes

netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

(Source: netlfix, via manda)

— 15 hours ago with 328115 notes

handpickedhappiness:

thevoxbox:

charlesoberonn:

giftvvrap:

will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia

Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner

And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important

(via that-awkward-moment-when-i)

— 15 hours ago with 359634 notes
stac:

Finally! Something on r/funny made me laugh! Because it was ACTUALLY FECKIN’ FUNNY.

stac:

Finally! Something on r/funny made me laugh! Because it was ACTUALLY FECKIN’ FUNNY.

(via that-awkward-moment-when-i)

— 15 hours ago with 20 notes

thefarfire:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

neverthehurricane:

sherlockchins:

sunshien:

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

#so that’s what we’re calling it now

image

Never stop reblogging this

(via into-paradise-i-disappear)

— 15 hours ago with 355858 notes

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

(via into-paradise-i-disappear)

— 15 hours ago with 28611 notes

elemeno-pee:

feury:

they say the best things in life are free

is food free

is internet free

guess not

THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON

(via guy)

— 15 hours ago with 135300 notes